update!!!????

Hoo boy…

To say that I have been busy would be a lie. I just have a REALLY short attention span. Therefore, like the author of Beserk, I am NEVER finishing my comic. On the other hand, I do have some new stuff coming up soon.

1:28 P.M. Creative Workings of Minds

A few things I made recently

11:33 A.M. I Was Sick

I have been sick since Friday so I was unable to do anything, therefore, all posts that should have been made will not be made. Sorry, I will get back on track today. The Last Salesman is on Permanent Hiatus until further notice (I have the attention span of a goldfi- hey look a cookie!)

 

-Site Updates-
Owl Waxer: Silent Hill 4: Noisy Hill 12 uploaded
Atashi ~Words of Songs~: Cosplay update
Walfas: Reitaisai items
Cirno is a Genius: Moving update and rant on fanbase

11:53 A.M. Ode To Deoderant (Please to be Commenting)

The title (not including parentheses) is the track name of a certain bands demo tape.

1. Anyway, CLANNAD ~After Story~ Episode 19 subs are out so I should have a review up by tomorrow night. I am NOT going to be reviewing LOST 5.6 becuase I just feel to damn lazy to do it. Next week, however, I will review 5.7.
2. The Last Salesman On Earth is on hiatus until I get around to doing Parts 3 & 4.
3. “I have…” has a new installment tonight. The topic tonight is Phantom Limb. Should be quite fun. Over the week I have amassed a great amount of research so it will be correct.
4. I need to start on my paper for Political Systems, it is due Tuesday.
5. “I have…” will be a once-a-week thing. That gives me time to reasearch the disease and/or syndrome that I have.
6. I will be translating Little Busters! Character Song Album Rin: Jupinya.

That is all for right now. It is now 12:02 P.M.

7:09 A.M. Talk

I would appreciate it if my readers left comments for me.

That is all…

11:36 A.M. LOST S5E6

Uhhh, not the most exciting episode, but it was important in the way of story. I only got to watch the last 10 minutes, so I won’t review till after I watch the rest.

8:33 P.M. I have A.I.D.S

Note: This post is fictional…do not give me any beef

I fucking hate my life. The doctor tells me that I have AIDS. HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE FUCKING AIDS?! Nobody in my family has it and I haven’t had sex, nor have I stuck myself with any dirty needles. HOW THE FU-my God…my FUCKING GOD! It was that FAGGOT CLARK! That fucker had a nosebleed the other day and sneezed. HIS FUCKING BLOOD GOT ON MY FACE AND IN MY MOUTH. MOTHERFUCKER! Clark, I am coming at you tomorrow at school with a loaded gun. A GUN, and I am going to blast your FUCKING GAY ASS BRAIN ALL OVER THE FLOOR! And then, I’m going to spray my blood into the mouths and orifices of people who have given me grief. FUCKING CHEERLEADERS, JOCKS, TEACHERS, EVERYONE. But especially cheerleaders. Oh yes, I have the perfect thing for my little slutty friends. I will BLAST MY BRAINS ALL OVER YOUR FACES! MOTHERFUCK!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

In other news LOST SEASON 5 EPISODE 6 PREMEIRES IN 2 HOURS

11:20 A.M. Life in Technicolor

Okay, 1 more part left, I decided to extend the final one to 3 parts.

7:05 A.M. LOST!

Can you catch the theme of the site now?

Tonite is the premeire of LOST S5E6, and I have finally figured out how to PROPERLY review something. Yes!

And look to forward to the FINAL (;_;) installment of the LAST SALESMAN ON EARTH, where Vince not only kills Chris, but meets his Asian twin, Vincu. Radiation is truly a bad thing. Taking the place of TLSMOE is the “I have…” Series. The reason? Well, 1, it is easier to do. 2, it is actually more fun, and 3, I have to do research on the certain topic of each installment. Yay.

10:00 P.M. I have cancer…

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE CANCER. THIS IS JUST THE NEW THING FOR MY SITE. YOU’LL CATCH THE GIST OF IT BY THE 2ND INSTALLMENT.

Yes, I have cancer. But, in the end, I can’t say that I’m bummed about it. Everyone dies sooner or later, and for me, it’s sooner. I found out while at the doctor today.

So here I am, sitting on that stupid bed thing with the noisy paper when the doctor comes in. His face is like 0_0, and I’m like…what? “Uh, ******, I don’t know how to tell you this, seeing as how you’re only 17.” “What, doctor, do I have cancer or something?” I said. “He pushes his glasses up on his nose and looks at me. “Son, this is going to be really hard for you, so please try to bear with me. You have cancer, and I am afraid that it is not curable…” I look at the floor, swinging my feet. “Well, I guess thats it then? Is my life over now?” I ask. “No, just think of all the girls that will feel sorry for you…blah blah blah”. Then he got into specifics like what kind (testicular), how long (10 yrs w/o treatment), how (genetics), and treatment. I refused treatment as I don’t have the money and neither do my parents. They agreed to my wishes and after some more discussion on the hard times ahead of me, I went home. I won’t really notice the effects of the cancer until about 8 years from now, the doctor said. So, I’m not really bothered, it just gives me a shorter amount of time to have as much fun as possible.
Guidelines for the site now:
I am not taking money or any kind of donations
NO donations
NO money
Making fun of me (God knows only a CERTAIN group would) however, is fair game…though I would appreciate if you did not…
The Last Salesman on Earth will end on Part II of #3, as I would really rather not focus on it, just having been diagnosed with cancer and all…
Anyways, yeah. Thats it for tonite.